'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a plague-ridden mouse.

Bethesda sent us a cheerful post card depicting their newest mascot's ideal life outside of being a murderous assassin. Naturally, Corvo eschews the idea of climbing down dirty chimneys, instead opting to peer through your windows in a very creepy manner. 

If the real Santa Claus was this deadly, children everywhere would behave much better.