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Mario Is A Terrible Musician

Mario should have practiced his flute work a little more in grade school. Look at how much damage he does when he tries to play the warp whistle.

Dorkly imagines how much chaos Mario could unleash if he were tone deaf.

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  • Probably what would happen if I tried to play it. :p
  • Oh Dorkly.

  • mario needs help from link

  • Lol?
  • Impossible. Mario music is some of the best music ever. Especially SMB2's Overworld.

  • lol

  • So pouring gasoline on fire is bad gotcha I learn something everyday.
  • I don;t know what would be worse, being on fire for all eternity or listening to a grade school recorder "band" play for just as long.

  • Poor Mario. . . the Magic whistle always did sound offkey. . .

  • lol, stuff like this is what makes game informer so freakin awsome ><

  • Better than my skills at least. Motherf-

  • Pretty funny.

  • haha,that's funny!! Poor, poor mario Mario

  • The world were everything is on fire!
  • Yah but no one cares that he can't sing !

  • Uh?

  • ok?

  • Can't hold a candle to the emergency xcom meeting

  • Why is this in the "news" category?

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