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Everyone Needs A Talking King Of All Cosmos Pillow

Who wouldn't want to snuggle up to a King of All Cosmos pillow that speaks to them?

Etsy seller Katy, of Penguinotic, has a history of making high quality plushies and other related snuggly goods. This talking pillow is modeled after the Katamari series' creepy King of All Cosmos, who speaks mostly in record-scratches.

Penguinotic describes the pillow as making you feel "insignificant and awe-inspired simultaneously. It's quite the experience."

If it's anything like how I feel when the King is on-screen in any of the Katamari games, "quite the experience" is a pretty good descriptor.

If Katamari isn't totally your thing, check out Penguinotic's other work: She has talking Portal spheres, as well as voiceless Super Mario Galaxy Lumas and NES controller pillows available.

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Comments
  • I just want a Pipo one.

  • Yes. Just Yes.

  • I've seen enough of Katamari Damacy to know that I wouldn't want to put my face on top of his, I might start tripping out or something.
  • R U A WIZARD

  • Now get me a Katamari pillow. Now. ;-)
  • I can't even pretend this isn't pretty damn cool.

  • pipo pillow sounds nice

  • creepy......

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    WANT
  • Did the universe just read my mind?

  • I'll never recover from the mental shock that was "Touch My Katamari." (Stay classy Japan)
  • Woah. Words can't describe this pillow's awesomeness.

  • sending things to earth...

  • This is the creepiest thing I've seen this month. *shudders*

  • I would totally buy it but it looks like it's made out of felt and i hate the feel of felt, it gets stuck in the groves of my finger rides.

  • Freaky, but cool at the same time

  • If this collected everything while I rolled it around, I'd get it.

  • Wow really cool.

  • No thanks. That dude is creepy enough in the games.

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