Team Fortress 2 players have been enjoying a steady stream of new in-game content for the shooter since its 2007 release. According to a cryptic post on the official site, big things are still ahead, and they're bigger than a mere hat.

The post doesn't say much, but it should come as good news for folks tired of playing dress up.

"The TF2 team is working on something brand new for 2012. We can't tell you what it is, because they won't tell us, but what they WILL say is that it isn't a hat, it isn't a map, and go away. From this we can only conclude that the TF2 team is working on some ungodly hat-map hybrid that you can wear on your head while you run around in it. You heard it here first. Also last, because they just told us it's not that either. But it's really cool."

Even if the Mayans were right, at least you can take solace in the fact that you didn't waste your time playing the console version. Or at least try to take solace as your blood boils underneath your crisping skin.