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Conception: Please Have My Baby Is The Real Name Of A Game That Actually Exists

Everyone here in the Game Informer offices knows that I'm a fan of obscure, super-weird Japanese games, but here's one that might be getting a little too weird, even for me.

According to a report by Andriasang, the brilliantly titled Conception: Please Have My Baby is an RPG where players take on the role of a high school student who must reproduce with twelve girls to create "star children" that will help him through dungeons. I typed all of that with a straight face somehow.

Conception is being created by long-running Japanese developer Spike and will be released for the PSP in Japan on April 26. I'm putting the chances of this one hitting the U.S. at slim to none, but look forward to a gleefully awkward Reiner and Phil video if it does.

Comments
  • Go go power sperm.

    So this is what I was doing wrong back in high school...... Who'd have thought I would have made it through all those crazy dungeons unscathed had I just knocked up a few girls at school? Oh well, at least I can pass this information on to the next generation. Time to stop teaching sex ed. These kids don't need to know what a condom is for. After all, it's in their best interest for when they're battling the evil minions in those dark scary dungeons (aka the Sandusky residence).
  • I like this concept, not too weird for me, in fact not weird enough.
  • I approve this,and think we should all get together to make a petition for this to be released here for the Reiner and Phil video alone.
  • Well, if R. Kelly can make the pregnant song...
  • DA F*CK?
  • "who must reproduce with twelve girls"

    I thought you said "reproduce with twelve year old girls" at first.

    Also, is it available on steam or Gamestop for preorder?
  • DAFUQ
  • truthfully, i dont know what to think about this. but if he has to reproduce with 12 girls all he has to do is come down here to Mississippi. im sure there are a few girls at my school that would be happy to help him out
  • "I'm putting the chances of this one hitting the U.S. at slim to none, but look forward to a gleefully awkward Reiner and Phil video if it does."

    Starting a petition to get this a state-side release.

  • Looking forward to looking this one up if ti ever goes to PSN

  • What?

  • Its totally appropriate, see how it was the word "please" in the title? It must actually be about teaching kids manners and gentlemanly behavior.
  • that's...weird
  • I just had sex, and it felt so good...
  • 12 kids? Child support is going to be a ***** to pay.
  • I want this one in the U.S. just for the Reiner and Phil video.

  • Mr. Kollar, try watching Spirited Away, it's a Japanese anime film and although weird, it was a very good movie.
  • GOTY.
  • Who comes up with this stuff?
  • http://hokanko-alt.ldblog.jp/archives/66999973.html
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