The lights are on
Today, I had a brilliant thought: I could write a series of haiku poems based on the most recent games I've played. Hold up. Haven't I done this before? Don't worry about it. Here's round three!
When you're done reading mine, share your efforts in the comments below! Please don't feel intimidated by my fantastic poems. I've been doing this for a long time, so they're bound to be incredible.
The Elder Scrolls V: SkyrimKeep telling yourselfEvery glitch, bug, and mishapIs part of its charm.Disneyland AdventuresOne Kinect-fueled Punch,The Happiest Place on EarthTurns into Tear Town.LEGO Harry Potter: Years 5-7A shower of studs!Pleasure center overloadI am Pavlov’s dog
Saints Row: The ThirdI like this a lot,Even though it could be calledDan’s Dumb Brain: The Game.Rayman OriginsWhere did he come from?That part’s not as importantAs where he’s going.PinballFX 2A new free table.Once again, it’s fun until…Marchiafava!
Bejeweled 3Match three gems, repeat.I’ve played this a million timesA million and one…
Batman: Arkham CitySomething I don’t get:Why would hardened criminalshang with the penguin?Ico/Shadow of the Colossus HD CollectionThe 3D kicks ass,But I’m cursed into wearingDouble-stacked glasses.Marvel vs. Capcom 3Forget Mega Man,Here is my roster request:We need two M.O.D.O.K.s.
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This was a fun read
Reviews should be done like this
Short sweet and *** easy.
I love the last one :3
definitely like skyrim the most
I went to Tear Town,
After reading this weird post,
I will go cry now.
Hilarious. Dan's Dumb Brain: The Game.
that was brilliant...considering the last thing i read from him was " freddy's kreuger's my favourite kiddy diddler"...i love you man..i love you
Ah, the old double stacked glasses argument. I can sit through a movie with them but there's no way I'd put up with them for a gaming session.
Glitches a plenty
My horse can ride a dragon
did I just see that?
Impressive. All of them are good.