This holiday weekend, you can do one of two things: watch a bunch of fireworks, or blast truck-sized insects into orbit. I think the choice it pretty clear.

Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon was set to launch next week, but retailers are selling it early. Did D3Publisher move the date to give people something to do over the extended weekend? Are retailers simply giving up? One thing's for sure: I personally strolled into a store an hour ago, plunked down $40, and grabbed a copy. You may want to call ahead before hopping into your car, but I am living proof that dreams do come true.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go do...something.

[Thanks for the tip, Ian and Kavon! Now I have something new to play!]