Epic Games and Microsoft are gearing up to reveal an all-new trailer for the eagerly anticipated Xbox 360 exclusive Gears of War 3...next week. That gives you time to toss and turn in bed while you dream about what it will contain. Awesome.

Here are some adjectives that Epic is using to describe the trailer: stunning, action-packed, riveting, enthralling, pulse-pounding, explosive, gripping, and spectacular. There's really not much else to say at this point. It's like a countdown website, only without being able to see the numbers. There will probably be footage of people shooting monsters, perhaps set to some sad-sack music. Also, that one guy has a beard now. And there's a lady.

Anyway, it's going to be debuting Saturday, May 28 during game 6 of the NBA playoffs on TNT. In the meantime, here's a trailer for the trailer. Yeah.