The lights are on
Earlier today, Square Enix officially revealed Hitman: Absolution. It doesn't show a whole lot, but one thing it does show clearly is a barcode. It's shown with a black background with white bar code lines, but some curious fellow over on Reddit swapped the colors to the standard scheme so that iPhone product app RedLaser could recognize it. We scanned it to see what it was, and it takes you to an...interesting Amazon listing.
More specifically, it takes you to the product page for the "Drawstring Double Dong D**do Bag," which comes in "Starry Night Blue." Yes, the barcode in the trailer is a barcode for a double-ended d**do bag. I know Agent 47 is fond of killing people in creative ways, but I didn't know this is what Square Enix had in mind when game director Tore Blystad said "For the first time we are taking Agent 47 on a personal journey which allows us to explore other parts of the Hitman fantasy." It all makes perfect sense now.
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This just goes to show, you'll be rewarded for your curiosity in more ways than you'd like.
Um... are we sure that this isn't for Saint's Row 3, and Square got their stuff mixed up with THQ?
This article is so full of win.
If you click on the people who sell it then you're sent to a listing of children's toys--like actual children's toys--that are apparently in the same "Fantasy Toy Storage" category.
lol that's just hilarious
This is the best news story all day. I almost pissed myself. Thank you GIO.
What I don't understand is why someone would need a bag for that? lol
Snap! Only 5 left in stock!
do i dare make a "Double D**do all the way" comment? whoops to late
what are the guys at squareenix looking at