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Behold The Ugliest Shepards

by Joe Juba on May 06, 2011 at 11:17 AM

Everyone wants to make sure that their Commander Shepard looks awesome while saving the galaxy. Well, almost everyone. Some people just like making monstrously ugly versions of Mass Effect's hero and laughing at the results.

The blog Jill Sandwich has a hilarious collection of abominable Commander Shepards culled from the players across the Internet. Some are hilarious and some are hideous...but they would all be difficult to stare at for an entire playthrough.

I happen to be an expert on the subject: I did a whole Mass Effect run as an ugly Shepard (she looked like a cross between a cave troll and a lunch-lady) for the sole purpose of having Kaidan hook up with the ugliest person in the galaxy. Take that, you stupid whiner!

(Source: Jill Sandwich)