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We Dare Video Is The Most Awful Thing You'll See Today

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by Joe Juba on February 24, 2011 at 01:57 PM

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This is just embarrassing. The video for Ubisoft's (doubtfully) sexy party game is a monument to lame marketing going off the rails.

Basically, We Dare has you performing the exact same dumb minigames as in countless other Wii titles, except this time it's supposed to be naughty because you, like, put the Wii remote in your pants or something. For a game that looks so stupid, those actors hired to look like they're enjoying the game sure seem to be enjoying it!

Ugh. Just watch the video below and despair.

We Dare doesn't have a confirmed North American release, but it is coming to Europe (where it received a rating designating it as appropriate for gamers 12 years old and up). Apparently you're never too young to let a video game teach you all about spouse swapping.

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by Jeff Marchiafava Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 01:59 PM

Holy crap, this is awful. Who thought this was a good idea?!
by dmusic09 Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 02:04 PM

Ugh. I hope this gets banned in the U.S. not because of the mature content but, on a count of how ridiculously stupid it is. Ubisoft, you disappoint me sometimes.
by Ryan Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 02:06 PM

*sigh*
by kop_hooligan Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 02:07 PM

This looks even worse than Wii Music and that was embarrassing to watch people attempt to play it.
by carbomb Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 02:08 PM

that's just freaking weird
by John Pich Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 02:08 PM

Why is it called We Dare insteadof Wiidare?! Just because of that blasphemy to every other party game released on the Wii, I won't get this game.
by Anthony Moreno Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 02:10 PM

Wow. Need I say more?
by Shaiapouf Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 02:10 PM

I cannot express in words how far I wanted to shove my palm through my face at this...
by KUJOtheSLOTHMAN Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 02:11 PM

Hahahahaha!
by Miyuki Snow Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 02:12 PM

This blasted my twitter a minute ago. It's sooo awkward...
by predalien27 Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 02:14 PM

That was... wierd. I wonder whos fabulous idea it was.
by amelio_rocky1 Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 02:14 PM

Terrible commercial...imagine grandma and grandpa playing this...
by Ed Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 02:17 PM

That was, by far and without a doubt, the most embarrassing, ridiculous, moronic, downright offensive video I have ever seen for a video game. This has just shot up on my list of worst video for a video game I have ever seen and replaces that stupid Kinect snowboarding game.

Wow, Ubisoft, Wow.
by Brandon Whiting is back Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 02:18 PM

This, just makes me want to die. Seriously. I want to kill all the people in this commercial, whoever actually VOTED for this to be a commercial, whoever thought of this game, and the band that made the song.
by Caleb Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 02:18 PM

Really. What next.
by Kechya Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 02:20 PM

Yeah... you could do most of these things without a Wii.
by magnaboss44 Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 02:20 PM

I just threw up in my mom's butt crack. Can't even watch it. I can hardly believe this is for real.
by jacksternrules87 Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 02:20 PM

TAKE IT AWAY JUST GOD MAKE IT STOP UGH PLEASE lol MVC3 had seziure inducing lights but at least you had to actually play the game to have those mess with your eyes it only took the tralier of this peice of crap to mess with my eyes UBISOFT my respect for you was obliterated
by jacksternrules87 Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 02:20 PM

TAKE IT AWAY JUST GOD MAKE IT STOP UGH PLEASE lol MVC3 had seziure inducing lights but at least you had to actually play the game to have those mess with your eyes it only took the tralier of this peice of crap to mess with my eyes UBISOFT my respect for you was obliterated
by Delancey The Mad Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 02:20 PM

Nothing screams fun like an awkward moment with friends, family, or neighbor.