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Just In Case You've Ever Wanted To See Miyamoto Beat Reggie To Death With An NES

You know, the Internet is a pretty weird place. I never go longer than a week of browsing without finding something that totally stops me in my tracks and makes my mind spin in a feeble attempt to imagine how or why said monstrosity was created. This week's dose of overwhelming weirdness? The following (possibly NSFW) video.

This video from YouTube user "petermolyneux2" (note: I have a sneaking suspicion he's not the real Peter Molyneux) was sent to me by coworker Jeff Cork, and now it's likely to haunt my dreams tonight. It seems like the creator is trying to make some sort of statement about the Wii and its focus on casual gamers, but, uh...the message maybe gets a little lost in the PURE INSANITY.

So enjoy this weird video. Or just don't watch it and save yourself the nightmares.

Comments
  • S*** THE F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DID I JUST WASTE 8 MINUTES OF MY LIFE ON!
  • Stopped a the 2:00 mark. Still will have nightmares. SCARIEST. ***. EVER.

  • wtf is an understatement.

  • Truly a WTF

  • I skimmed the video... Trippy s**t

  • Salvador Dali eat your heart out!

  • My childhood was just trampled on in more ways than I ever though possible.
  • Forget Dead Space, Silent Hill, and Resident Evil this is far creepier than all those combined.

  • Thank you Phil and Jeff! Thank you for finding a replacement for my Dead Space nightmares, which had gone away a day ago!

  • Looks like it would be a fun game for Wii Ware

  • ... What... what is... what did...

    WTF Phil?

  • This was incredible. The character designs were definitely disturbing.

  • OMGWTFBBQ!!!

    Seriously though, I don't know whether I like this video or not.
  • ummmm. ummmmm. ummmmmm..... ummmmmmm...... where is candle jack when you nee
  • As long as we're all on the same topic: http://pictures.mastermarf.com/blog/2010/100120-long-neck.jpg Miyamoto is more than a little creepy.
  • i liked how it took zeldas lullaby to calm miyamoto at the beginning

  • You know what Phil? You know what?! You just screwed over my few remaining good memories of Nintendo. Thank you Phil. Thanks a lot!!!

  • I generally try to refrain from using profanity on this site. But what the ***.

  • ...wat?

  • I think the art style is pretty cool, that said the rest is kind of dumb
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