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Uwe Boll's Dungeon Siege Sequel Has A Terrible Plot

If you, like me, have watched Uwe Boll's In The Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, then you know that the announcement of a sequel is awful news. Even more awful, however, is Boll's summary of the movie's plot.

If you thought the tale of Farmer was bad, just wait until you hear about the new concept. Spoiler alert: It involves time travel and ninjas. Oh, yeah – it also stars Dolph Lundgren. According to Boll:

“It’s like contemporary, right now big city, and we have Dolph Lundgren basically being a cop or like a fighting coordinator working as this, and one night he gets attacked by ninjas in his house and fell with the ninjas into a vortex back in time.

“And then it turns out it’s like 50 years after the first part ‘In the Name of the King’ ended, and Ehb is destroyed and everybody is dead, Jason Statham and everybody who was in the first part, got wiped out.

“They say he was basically sent into the future, he’s the son of Jason Statham, and he was sent into the future, brought up in an orphanage, because the parents felt that they would all die. So he is basically the last survivor of the kingdom of Ehb so he should bring the kingdom back in charge.”

I could gripe about how this story sounds like a joke, but I know I'll see the movie eventually. So, I guess the real joke is on me.

(Source: Bloginity via Big Download)

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Comments
  • That does sound really really bad.
  • When will Uwe learn...
  • I'd rather watch Crank.
  • Well here it goes....that plot sounds un-boll-ievable!
  • haha Greatness!!

  • Oh God, is that how that guy talks when directing movies!? Is that how he talks in general!? He sounds like my nephew's cousin who, to my misfortune, talked to me for 15 whole minutes going over every detail of what a Nazi Zombie movie should be like.
  • I had to read this 4 times before I could get it. 4... FRICKIN... TIMES! Statham's wonderful talent is being wasted with these movies.
  • That sounds terrible! Zack Snyders next movie sounds pretty ludicrous too, but at least that has an interesting set up for all the ludicrocy.

  • I don't think he even knows what he's talking about...
  • This reads like the diary of a psych patient in the early stages of Schizophrenia.
  • Who keeps giving Uwe Boll money to keep making movies???
  • I m looking Jason Statham face

  • Uwe Boll, you are truly an unbeleivable individual....please go in a cave and never come out.
  • This should also get it's own game spin off and then combined into a Blu-Ray package to go along side of Crazy Cruise's movies Top Gun and Days of Thunder.

    At least it's not as bad as those Twilight movies.

  • I don't even know how to make fun of this. Generally that's done by comparing the subject to something even worse and I truly can't think of anything.
  • I also think the "plot" for that one new movie where the trailer this guy says, " ninjas, *** " is also awful

  • which is worse? Watch the sequel, or play mario party with Dan for an hour?
  • I hate him (Boll).

  • That sounds so awesome! I can't wait to see this freaking movie!

    *extreme sarcasm*

  • Uwe should stop hiring schizophrenic-malnourished-down syndrome-retarded 5 year old writers. Their talented work can be found in every Japanese game that comes out now days… we cannot bear any more neuron-murdering plots!!
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