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The Most Exciting Unboxing Story You'll See Today

Few things in this world are more exciting than reading a news story about somebody taking something out of a box. Today was my lucky day to write such a story. But I wasn't just unboxing a highly anticipated sequel or a video game for perverts. I was opening up the brand new black Wii, a Wii that's blacker than a trillion midnights. Continue on to read the unboxing story of the century.

Here is a picture of the front of the box. As you can see, the black Wii bundle also includes Wii Sports Resort and a Wii MotionPlus, in addition to the original Wii Sports.

The back of the box prominently displays all of the things you're getting inside the box, and says "Wii" in great big gold letters, in case you forget what you're about to buy when you're standing in the checkout line.

Here's a picture of the Wii remote in its rubber grip. It also comes with an additional, smaller prophylactic for when you don't have the MotionPlus plugged in.

Here's the Wii remote in all its naked glory. If you're feeling extra wild you could even play without the handstrap, but don't blame us if you end up hurting yourself.

Here's the Wii remote with the nunchuk attachment.

And here's the whole package together! If that's not exciting enough, check out these awesome comparison shots!

Behold, the first face-to-face meeting between the white Wii and the black Wii.

Here they are side by side. I think they're falling in love!

 

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