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The Ashamed Gamer

When you’re playing a game you get achievements and trophies for (mostly) the good things you do. But sometimes we all do things we’re not proud of. Sometimes we do it just to survive during the heat of the moment, while others are more ingrained habits. Or – let’s face it – we’re probably just not that good at games.

Saving Like It’s Going Out of Style

You save every chance you get, constantly living in fear of an untimely death or the threat of a faulty or ill-timed checkpoint. While your paranoia might not be entirely unfounded, you should try enjoying the game itself instead of just its pause menu.

The Redux Times Deux

What do you do with all those saves? You use them, of course, to unscrupulously right all of your wrongs. Many games offer multiple endings, but you truly bend the game to your will by using saves to re-do certain decisions after you’ve already seen the outcome. Time travel is a privilege, not a right.

My personal vice is the accidental power outage. Let’s say – strictly for the sake of illustration – you’re playing a sports title that punishes mid-game quitting with a forfeit. It’s times like this that it’s particularly unfortunate when the main power button is accidently pushed, taking me out of the game without a loss. Or my dignity.

Death Becomes You

Many games can tell when you’re not good at them, and after you die a pre-determined number of times, they’ll give you the option to change the difficulty. My personal favorite is in Punch Out!! on the Wii. After you loose 100 matches in the single-player mode, the game gives you headgear to give you more protection from punches. While playing it, I may have started to intentionally lose around the 60th knockout.

Chicken Run

A coward’s sense of survival is particularly strong, and when the going gets tough, the not-so-tough get running. Sometimes the best way through a particular level is to simply high-tail it and bypass the danger. This works particularly well when a game lets you trigger a cutscene and continue on after it like nothing happened.

Illiterate Idiot

The good news regarding the fact that most games don't include full manuals anymore is that nobody was reading them anyway. Of course, when you don’t read the instruction manual and/or skip all the tutorials, you often don’t know all the game’s controls. This isn’t your fault (no, not at all), so you’re left to stumble your way through the game using the same two attacks, cheesing bosses, and not availing yourself of all the game has to offer.

This Isn’t A Movie

If you wanted a good story you’d read a book, right? You think cutscenes just get in the way of the action, so you skip past them and simply cut to the chase, missing out on good storytelling and all that other needless junk.

Wasting Time

I’ll never understand playing games you don’t like simply for the achievements or trophies. That has to be a shameful practice in and of itself.

Have some other examples? Please share them in the comments section below – and be honest!

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Comments
  • the jump from last gen to this gen i really thought that all of these things would be fixed, but it's like they got worse. this generation of gaming should be known as the "holds your hand" generation for most games.
  • Buying games based on the sole fact of buying them, than realizing how bad you think they are and than never touching them again. AKA me with Splinter Cell.
  • I agree with the last one the most. I personally don't think that gamerscore matters and vary rarely try to get more points. This kind of reminded me of Super Mario 3D Land, if you die like 5 times on a level or something you get the golden Tanooki suit. When I tried playing Dark Souls I skipped the intro cutscene on accident and had no idea where the story was going and I didn't quite pay attention to the control tutorial so I didn't fully understand how to equip my shield until the second level. Then I attacked the knight in level 2 and he wouldn't stop killing me. I ended up starting a new game and it all made sense. So that was an epic fail on my part.
  • Taking pot shots on a really difficult boss -_-
    I remember sepheroth being like that from kingdom hearts 2. I got wedged in between two rocks near the cliff edge and instead of walking out to face imminent defeat, i pot shot fire spells at him until i ran out of magic potions and he ran out of health
  • I admit that once or twice while playing Dishonored I may have started over when I was seen. Ok maybe closer to a hundred times. The worst part I wasn't even going for the ghost trophy, it just felt like i was doing something wrong every time that awareness thing went off over their heads and I'd panic.
  • I save every chance I get because back when I was 6 and I was playing FF7 there was a blackout! I lost 4 hours of gameplay, thus traumatizing me into saving wherever there's a savepoint!
  • Skyrim. Smithing daggers. Then more daggers. And even more daggers still. Nothing but daggers. All game long. Soon, max level smithy. Not proud, but it puts bread on the table.
  • I think the saving thing is just fine. There's nothing wrong with wanting to save your progress repeatedly so you don't have to redo certain sections of a game. There were so many times where I quit a game because the checkpoint/save system was so sparse that I'd have to redo certain parts that were anywhere between 45 minutes to over an hour long.

  • I like to save much more often in Metal Gear games then others. I also die a lot more in MGS 4 on The Boss Extreme, which would explain the save habit.

  • I understand what you're trying to say, to an extent, but I play how I want to play. If I choose to perform any of the mentioned actions, I don't feel any shame in doing so. Maybe it's because I couldn't care less what anyone else thinks of my gaming habits, or maybe it's that I realize I'm only playing a game for entertainment purposes, not because I have something to prove, lol. Well, we all have different priorities, I suppose.
  • I have a new one. I am very sorry to say I have completely destroyed 2 controllers from just getting insanely pissed off, both from the same game, FIFA. It is shameful I know, but anyone who has actually played that game on legendary difficulty knows that there are times when the computer simply "turns it on." You just feel it. Every pass or tackle they make is perfect and none of yours work and they will score and tie or win that game and there is nothing on earth you can do to stop it. Once it starts you can see the CPU scoring from a mile away. Your AI team mates are unmanageable and stupid for just a few moments and they score. That is when I go into rage mode and let loose on my poor 360 controller. I am ashamed that a game could so thoroughly piss me off but when a game "cheats" in such a transparent way I just lose it. Note: Can also be applied to Madden.
  • Gotta say, I definitely do not skip cutscenes or jump into a game without the tutorials.  I do, however, save like crazy and use saves to experience other paths.  I can't remember how many guards I killed in Oblivion on a single save once.  I acted like it was a dream or something.

  • I hate to admit that I take advantage of easy leveling opportunities. I'm not proud of it, but they don't call it the "easy way out" for nothing.
  • I save SO often in any Pokemon game so that I never lose a battle. It gets really annoying but at least my lose streak is zero.

    Oh and whenever that golden P-wing in New Super Mario Bros. 2 pops up I really get annoyed with the level... and mostly myself for sucking.
  • Doing parts of levels for your kid because you're sick of watching them fail at it over and over.
  • I'm guilty of the saving habit. Funny thing is, I used to be the opposite, I hated having to save a lot, but then I got obsessed with Morrowind, and all of those game freezes/glitches created my saving paranoia I have today.
  • The only thing worse than playing bad games for achievements is cheating by getting the game on PC and then transferring that 1000 points you didn't earn to your gamerscore. Some people...

  • Oh the Chicken Run...how many times I have used this.....hahaha
  • The saving I don't think is necessarily a bad thing. Unless you do point #2 with them. I used to skip all cutscenes to get back into the game when I was younger, but now I like watching them. Especially when playing games like Mass Effect or Fallout.

  • I am guilty of trying to get the most trophies and achievements in my first playthrough. This leads to all sorts of strange behaviors from saving multiple times, reloading after a trophy unlock and doing another path, to sometimes playing the game in a way that I wouldn't normally play.

    I sometimes try to get through a game without killing a single enemy if possible and have the greatest satisfaction if there is a trophy for doing so (mirrors edge, deus ex).

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