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Share Your XCOM War Stories

XCOM: Enemy Unknown has been out for a few days now, which means you've probably already trained and lost a handful of beloved soldiers. Come swap your favorite anecdotes with your fellow alien ass-kicking gamers.

One of the main draws of XCOM is the personal stories that emerge out of the gameplay. The ability to customize your soldiers, combined with the implementation of permadeath, transform missions into a continual barrage of nerve-racking, life-or-death experiences. Sharing these experiences is part of the fun.

Below is a rundown of my stable of grizzled commandos. Unlike a lot of the editors in the office, I don't name my soldiers after friends, co-workers, or famous people. Instead, I keep their randomly generated names and grant them nicknames based on their performance on the battlefield. Check out their exploits, and then join in the conversation below.

Shigeru "Softball" Takahashi:
My primary Assault soldier and highest ranking officer, Takahashi proved himself invaluable in the first open mission of the game. Two sectoids were holed up in a shack, taking potshots at half of my squad. My men were behind cover, but the aliens had the high ground, and had already killed one rookie and injured Takahashi.

The scenario was designed to teach me how to use my Heavy's rocket launcher, but Marquez' shot somehow hit a piece of rubble before it reached the sectoids' hideout, leaving the rest of the squad exposed. Takahashi was my last soldier to move, and he had no shot. He did, however, have a grenade. Thanks to a masterful underhand throw, Takahashi dropped the ticking time bomb right between the two aliens, killing them both and ending the round without any more XCOM casualties. Since then, Takahashi has racked up 10 kills in just four missions, reaching the rank of Sergeant.

Ricardo "Cheese" Marquez:
My aforementioned Heavy, Marquez was left standing alone as the sole survivor of the opening tutorial mission. While it took him awhile to get acclimated to his new weapon, Marquez demonstrated some superior rocket launcher skills in a subsequent VIP mission, taking out two sectoids who again had the high ground on the entire squad, this time on a collapsed highway. Marquez is now a Corporal, having racked up six kills in four missions. He's currently wounded, with nine days of recovery ahead.

Chidubem "Meat Shield" Hangana:
During my first VIP mission, Hangana saved his fellow rookie Elliot from certain death. Elliot had already been shot by an unseen sectoid, and missed his return fire. With no shot of his own, Hangana saved the day by dashing into the open to provide the sectoid with a better target. The sectoid took the bait.

An injured Hangana botched his follow-up shot at point blank range, but Elliot repaid his debt by blasting the alien with a grenade. Fittingly, Hangana ended up being a Support soldier. He racked up four kills over three missions. On a second VIP mission (on the aforementioned highway), Hangana was injured again, this time for 16 days.

Rob "Hattrick" Elliot:
Despite being injured in the opening moments of his first mission, Elliot managed to accrue three kills, saving Hangana from a point-blank death, and killing two more invading Thin Men during the escape. Elliot has been designated as a Support soldier.

Kari "Dozer" Hagen:
My one and only Sniper thus far, Hagen accrued just one kill in her first two missions. Thus her nickname is "Dozer" like "falling asleep" not something cool, like a bulldozer. Tragically, she died on the third mission in a hail of plasma fire while climbing on top of a cargo container.

Zarina "Casper" Ondede:
As one of two rookies on her first mission, Ondede was the point woman on during a UFO recovery. On no less than three turns, she was flanked and shot at by enemies, but every shot missed. She survived the mission unscathed, but didn't get any kills either, meaning she'd have to serve another mission as a rookie.

On her second outing, the VIP highway mission, Ondede was put on Arc Thrower duty – a death sentence for incompetent soldiers. Another sectoid got the jump on her, missing its shot once again. While she failed to capture an enemy, she got her first kill, getting promoted to Squaddie.

On her third mission, Ondede was once again a ghost on the battlefield, taking no damage. She racked up her second kill, saving Takahashi from a point-blank plasma shot, and then successfully stunned a second sectoid, bringing it back to base for interrogation.

Irina "Meltdown" Chepurnova:
Serving as a rookie alongside Ondede, Chepurnova wasn't as fortuitous as her fellow sister in arms. She was ambushed by two sectoids right out of the gate during the UFO recovery mission. She almost died from her wound, and immediately panicked – but in doing so, she returned fire and killed her attacker (Marquez took out the second sectoid). Chepurnova was wounded for five days, and so far has one kill to her name.

Natsuki "Mother" Yamaguchi:
After the VIP highway mission set in Japan, XCOM was rewarded with Yamaguchi, a Sergeant-ranked Support soldier. Yamaguchi strolled into her first mission with three med packs and a smoke grenade. She needed them.

Yamaguchi ran across the battlefield twice to patch up rookie Brown, and used her smoke grenade to save him and Ondede from encroaching sectoids. Naturally, her only kill was a distant shot on a sectoid that had the squad's premier Assault soldier Takahashi in its sights. Someone's gotta take care of this squad.

Brian "Downtown" Brown:
One of the squad's few rookies from USA, Brown was shot and healed twice on his first mission. He panicked when Hagen was fatally shot, but after he recuperated, he continued to run out ahead of everyone else. Brown is out for seven days with wounds, and will still be a rookie when he returns to duty.

Now it's your turn: Share your favorite squad members and war stories in the comments section below!

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  • I've got a crew named after gio bloggers playing on classic... Several have died (ok, quite a few), but I keep renaming replacements with a 2 or 3 or, you get the picture. Mojo and Saint are on their fourth reincarnation I believe! Blog forthcoming...
  • Awesome idea, now I just have to pay attention to names more during my game and I will be able to write about a few soldiers.

  • My worst horror story is that i beat the game the first few times without sound effects. Just creepy music and silence. I figured since i got music there were no sound effects. I didnt find out until years later that there were sound effects for guns, menus, aliens, explosions, deaths, walking, everything. It blew my fishy little mind.
  • Ok so this is the story about 3 soldiers I named after my real friends.

    OK so we have Tom Cole and Lizzie

    This is probably the 3rd or 4th mission I had been on and everyone had some ok gear. So the Aliens start firing on the position Tom was at. He instantly panics and shoots Cole in the head a few times doing minor damage.  

    Ok fine I think to myself and move Cole and Lizzie behind a car away from the panicked guy. Well next turn comes around and Tom is still panicked. He runs out of cover into the Aliens line of sight turns around shoots the car my other two soldiers were behind killing them both and then gets shot in the head by an Alien killing him leaving me with one soldier and my best tree dead.  

    Now as it was an early game mission I was still able to get through it with a lot more work then was needed but still that moment is probably my favorite moment in gaming in a long time just because of the attachment that I had on my soldiers and the spectacular way they went out.

  • I haven't been playing long, but so far my best operative has been my assault soldier Peef "Faffy Waffle" Rimgar. After ten missions and fifteen confirmed kills, his greatest moment came when he survived a grenade and plasma blast from a muton, only to capture said muton for interrogation.
  • Well I don't have it yet, but a friend of mine let me know that I was dead about a day after he got the game.  I was really hoping to last a little longer.

  • My story is, I went to the store. I picked up a copy of the game, looked at the back of the box etc. Opened my wallet and counted the bills. Not enough! I went home, I sit in waiting. I have lost this war.... For now.
  • Joel "Santa" Fischetti
    He was a hero. 10 missions and 22 kills. If he was a character in Borderlands 2, his Badass Rank would be somewhere in the 6 billion range.
    This heavy would rush with his sexy LMG, mowing down Sectoids, Thin Men, and Floaters left and right while my snipers and supports mopped up the stragglers. He met his rather glorious end when all but one of the squad's rookies had been slaughtered and he found himself surrounded by four Mutons with the rookie sniper too far away to render any aid. He clenched his teeth and buttocks, pulled out his rocket launcher, and fired it at his feet, blowing himself and the Mutons into oblivion. I imagine that Joel's final words were "I'll see you all in hell!" One Muton survived the blast and Snoopy Badassowicz, the last rookie, blew its head to pieces (with a 23% chance to hit) while it was taking cover next to Joel's lifeless body.

    That ended up being way longer than I thought it would be.
  • My vet is a sniper and the first mission he played with his new plasma sniper rifle he single handedly killed three mind controlling sectoids and dodged fire from a mind controlled ally to save the ally and win the mission.

  • I have done surprisingly well in combat considering this is my first game of this nature, but I am seriously starting to think the strategic side is about kick my ass! :/ First sign was when both of my interceptors got shot down by the same UFO. Then South America dropped out, now Europe is on the verge of withdrawing. I have never had this much fun losing. It's like twister with a bunch of hot girls, win or lose it's still a lot of fun!

  • "Demon" my sniper has reached the highest rank and has 20 missions under his belt with a grand total of 56 kills needless to say he is my favorite besides myself and my best friend that I have made in the game. Demon has bailed me out of some hairy situations countless times.

  • Classic Ironman - VIP mission with my squad low on higher ranker squad memebers due to wounds I kitted up with Tina Turner as my Srgt Sniper leading a Squaddie and 2 Rookies.

    Map looked like a corridor to the extraction point. Didn't trust that it would be that easy so decided to move through a nearby Laundrette. Things were going well until I was flanked by a Thin Man. All hell broke lose with my Rookie panicing turning around and blasting the VIP killing him.

    At this point my other Rookie paniced and ran out of the back door into the alley were I started awaking a group of Thin Men!!

    Tina battled taking out three of the four thin men on her own until she was cornered and taken out by 2 sectiods.

    This game is brutal but I love it. So many good memories of XCOM and this game is no different. I really hope this game gets loads of support and we get some awesome expansions in the future.

  • this was great. all commenters included. this really makes me feel like picking this up sooner rather than later
  • Morgan Freeman's having quite the storied career...

  • Hmm... I didn't think of it like that.  It's one of those games where everyone will have their favorite epic moments to tell.  I'm forgetting what better example exists, so I'll compare it to Starcraft.

  • My crack squad is named after the not-so-crack '06 Cincinnati Reds. Let's just say my X-Com outing ended the same way their season did; Ken Griffey Jr. was murdered by a Cyberdisc.
  • I don't usually play strategy games, but judging from these stories, this game sounds really fun. Maybe i should break out of my FPS/3PS hole and get this. But, PC or PS3?
  • Taking inspiration from Adam Biessener's article in GI where he gave an overview on how the soldiers he named after his fellow editors and describing how they did in battle, I started a blog where I do the same with my friends. One of them was the savior of the rest of his squad by constantly getting crazy long range kills with his shotgun while everyone else was missing point blank shots with all of their guns.

  • I'm still raising money to start up the project.

  • This game will provide hours of entertainment for months and years to come. My suggestion to anyone on the fence is jump in. You will not forget it!
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