Video game characters aren't completely defined by their personalities and dialogue. Sometimes gameplay mechanics also shape our opinion of our favorite (or least favorite) protagonists. Lame gimmicks and bad controls can ruin even the coolest characters. Here are ten characters we started hating as soon as we picked up the controller.

Name: Subject Delta
Game: BioShock 2
Why We Hate Him: What's more fun than playing as one of the hulking, tank-like Big Daddies of the original BioShock? How about playing as a far wimpier version that can be taken down by a few pistol shots from the lamest splicer? Sounds like a horrible idea, right? But somehow that's the design decision 2K Marin went with: Take one of the most intimidating characters of modern video games, strip him of all his power, and...I dunno, add a multiplayer mode.


Name: Prince
Game: Prince of Persia (1989)
Why We Hate Him: The original Prince of Persia was a remarkable step forward in animation quality. A remarkable and excruciatingly slow step forward. Prince of Persia's animation-driven gameplay makes walking, jumping, and sword fighting feel like it's all taking place under water. And those are the only things you do in the game, other than dying from one-hit kill booby traps that are impossible to time. You'd think the prince would move a little faster when trying to jump crotch-first through those steel cutter traps.

Name: Michael Thorton
Game: Alpha Protocol
Why We Hate Him: Oh, Obsidian. Your spy/RPG hybrid was a game we were so looking forward to playing, but virtually everything about the "finished" product suffers from glaring flaws. Agent Michael Thorton is at the top of the list, but at least the developer delivered on its promise to allow the player to shape the protagonist's personality. Through various dialogue options, you can be a smarmy d*****bag, an aggressive d*****bag, a no-nonsense, professional d*****bag, or just a run-of-the-mill d*****bag. No matter how you play your character, Alpha Protocol's stealth game (which is far more entertaining than going the action route) is unintentionally comical thanks to a sneaking animation that makes Thorton look like an arthritic old lady.


Name: Nathan "Rad" Spencer
Game: Bionic Commando (2009)
Why We Hate Him: You'd think that having a bionic grappling hook arm would be a hard thing to screw up, but Nathan "Rad" Spencer manages to suck all the fun out of swinging around a ruined city by dying at the drop of a hat. Fire, water, and radiation all kill Spencer in a matter of seconds, as do even the wimpiest of enemies. That doesn't stop Spencer from dispensing groan-worthy taunts at his foes, but the ultimate joke is on him: His stupid wife got turned into a robot arm – his robot arm! Have fun explaining that one to the in-laws...

Name: Player Two
Game: Lego Indiana Jones
Why We Hate Him: It doesn't really matter who the second player in Lego Indiana Jones chooses – all that matters is it's not Indiana Jones. Lego Indiana Jones has 82 playable characters, 81 of which aren't the character we want to play as. Actually, we would totally play as Han Solo, but we're afraid that having two Harrison Fords in the same level would cause a rip in the space-time continuum.