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As you've probably noticed by now, Top 10 lists are one of the cornerstones of gaming websites. In fact, ICANN, the governing body that manages URLs, requires that all video-game-related sites post at least one (1) Top 10 list each week before they're approved. Applicants are strongly encouraged (but not required) to post a minimum of four photographs of cakes each month, along with six up-skirt photos of plastic anime dolls. Sometimes those lists are hard to write, as this feature will prove.
Here are some of the Top 10 lists that I fully intended on writing and posting this past year. Unfortunately, as great as all of these ideas were, deadlines and breaking news sometimes got in the way. Here are my Top 10 unfinished Top 10s of the year.
Alex Kidd's Top 10 VehiclesAlex's pedicopter and motorcycle are absolutely amazing vehicles. Unfortunately, aside from a boat and pogo stick (both terrible), that's basically the extent of his driving prowess. ***.
The Top 10 Animal AnusesI started working on this list during a particular dark stretch in my life. Okamiden and Costume Quest both provided excellent examples for this hard-hitting look at...you know. Unfortunately, it appears as though The Last Guardian has been cancelled before I could determine if it would earn a spot on the Top 10.
The Top 10 DraculasAside from the vampire in Monster in My Pocket and the Lynx game Dracula: The Undead, there aren't any other versions of the iconic vampire in any other games. It's pretty odd, considering that he seems like a pretty good boss candidate. Come on, video game industry!
The Top 10 LaddersI've always been a big fan of a particular ladder in Rush'n Attack (the leftmost one in the right-hand picture), and the ladder in Charlie's Angels is absolutely unforgettable. I'd already written seven pages for this feature when Game Informer's Ben Reeves took me off the project. That was especially strange, considering that he's not my boss.
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hahaha. Great article on the most influential parts of gaming.
top ten top ten. your a funny dude.
Bartender, I will have what Mr. Cork is having.
Lol, very nice!
Mr. Cork, you set a new standard for video game journalism.
Every kid in Twilight Princess would fit in The Top 10 Ugliest Kids In The Legend Of Zelda Series
I'd love to see that top 10 ladders list someday
i always liked the vending machines in Enter The Matrix. you could get powerade from them for free! "Because batteries need their energy..."
Hahaha this made me laugh a lot, thank you Jeff.
The 10 Best UPCs In Games. That had me laughing.. Great job Jeff, was this in response to Saints Top 10 reasons I like / dislike Video game lists blogs?