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No matter how trivial a piece of information for an upcoming game is, there's always a gamer out there who will complain that it's a spoiler. It's annoying, and while we could try resolve the problem by devising a list of criteria that defines what a legitimate spoiler is, we figured it would be more worthwhile to mock these crybabies with a list of humorously obvious spoilers instead. Warning: Don't read this if you are stupid.
Halo: ReachSpoiler: Halo: Reach will end with the fall of the planet Reach.We begin this feature with the biggest spoiler of them all - the ending to Bungie's last Halo game. Halo: Reach is going to end with the planet Reach being destroyed by the alien Covenant. It's as big of a shocker as Snape killing Dumbledore, and we're just getting started. We have it on good authority that Master Chief will escape the destruction of Reach. Pretty juicy info, huh?
Mass Effect 3Spoiler: The third installment of BioWare's sci-fi RPG will have aliens in it.Mass Effect 2's final sequence depends largely on the choices you made while playing the game, so it would be hard to spoil all of the ending permutations that are possible. Instead, we'll blow an even bigger fact about Mass Effect 3: it's got aliens. Big aliens with little beady eyes; little aliens with big oval-shaped eyes; at least one humanoid species that you can have sex with - the sequel is going to have so many aliens that you'd think it was set in space or something.
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Half-Life xD You nailed these all on the dot.
Ha!
Awesome!!!
very funny
REACH WILL FALL?!? THERE'S NO SEQUEL POTENTIAL TO THAT!
Spoiler: Kingdom Hearts 3 won't be out for 5 years, Left 4 Dead 3 will inspire more boycotts, and the 3DS will be awesome.
Awesome Feature guys... except, I didn't know any of this. Am I stupid? ;_;
Ha and hasely will survive reach!
I wasn't informed at all!?!
I got a real spoiler for you Master Chief is a Covenant secret enforcer who while working against them is secretly plotting a way to destroy all of life as we know it...
also FF XIV will most likely be accepted weakly by the masses for Square's stupidity in limiting leveling each week...
I don't believe you about any of this. I think you're trying to throw me off. Reach won't fall. It's going to be a surprise ending where you find out Master Chief just went into a coma and dreamed Halo-Halo 3.
Half-Life 2: Episode 3 is already done as are Half-Life 3 and Half-life 4. They just enjoy playing them all on their own.
Modern Warfare 3 won't have a multiplayer. They're going to focus on the story and the story only because they that's what the people really want.
LOL! Nicely done. The Portal one was my favorite. My wife likes playing old-school Mario games, Wii Sports and Rock Band - that's about it.
I have a spolier.
9 year olds will be playing Halo:Reach.
Good job!!
Spoiler: Medal of Honor will have guns in it!
nice feature! I get the idea that some people don't want to hear anything about a game before it comes out. especially story driven games. but I personally can read the ending and be just fine. out of courtesy, I always ask someone if they don't like spoilers before I tell them things about a game I've finished and they haven't.
hahahahahahahaha