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This. Is. Epic. The Nyko Epic Sweepstakes

One guys says:  "This is blasphemy! This is madness!"
GI and Nyko respond:  "Madness?  (say it with me)  This. Is. Epic!"

My dear gamers, readers and button bangers,
This is the mother of all sweepstakes. If you're a gamer and you have a pulse, then you probably read and re-read the prizing on the banner at least three times; your mouth is probably open, perhaps some drool, and you've got seven voices in your head arguing about whether this can be real. Even that zombie, who doesn't have a pulse and who doesn't have enough fingers to hold a controller, is excitedly pacing in circles like a three-legged dog chasing its own tail. Oh yes. This, my friends, is the definition of epic.

There's one prize and one winner. And if you are the that one, you will get:

The Essential Nyko Collection, which consists of more than 30(!!!) awesome peripherals for the Xbox 360, the PS3, and the Nintendo Wii
1 Sony PlayStation 3 (160GB)
1 Xbox 360 (250GB)
1 Nintendo Wii Black

Just a tiny, little detail: you may enter once a day. and since this contest runs until November 9th, this gives you... um... A LOT of chances to win. So, stop running in circles, go to the entry page by [clicking here] [sorry, too late] and then find the unbelievably hidden "click here to enter" button. As you click on it, with the voice of 300 immortal gamers yell: "This. Is. Epiiiiiic!"  (no need to kick anybody or anything down some random hole in the ground, but you may flex your muscles just a bit)

Part II:  Epic Comment Battlecry
"Hoorah!", "yippee-ki-yay ...", "This is Sparta" etc.   Comment with your best battlecry to move the pagan gods of chance your way.

  • omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is awesome!!! i will totaly enter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • cool i'm in.

  • Killlllllllllllllllllllll

  • Baka! baka! baka! baka! baka! baka! baka!... or banzai!!!

  • pick me!

  • hell hath no fury like a kratos scorned

  • those are waffles

  • If I rip on my opponent before a game with a battle cry, it's more to play mind games:

    "Don't say I didn't warn ya."

    "For what?"

    "You'll see."

  • Awesome-sauce!


  • My time is now...

  • For great Justice!

    Falcon   Paunch!

    You... Shall... Not... Pass!

    Do a barrel roll!

    Transform and roll out!

    Thunder... thunder... thundercats!

    By the power of Grayskull... I have the power!

  • "EEEEYYYYYAAAAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!" *Charges into the contest*


    That's my sweet battlecry...

  • i would fill this comment with every badword ever if I could

  • Hello my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

  • Sorry to double post. But What if it was a $5000 giveaway?

    How about that?

  • Dude Where's My Car ??

  • I've lost my sense, I've lost control, I've lost my mind!

  • This is just jaw dropping, drool worthy, slap your family member, awesome!