The lights are on
One guys says: "This is blasphemy! This is madness!"GI and Nyko respond: "Madness? (say it with me) This. Is. Epic!"
My dear gamers, readers and button bangers,This is the mother of all sweepstakes. If you're a gamer and you have a pulse, then you probably read and re-read the prizing on the banner at least three times; your mouth is probably open, perhaps some drool, and you've got seven voices in your head arguing about whether this can be real. Even that zombie, who doesn't have a pulse and who doesn't have enough fingers to hold a controller, is excitedly pacing in circles like a three-legged dog chasing its own tail. Oh yes. This, my friends, is the definition of epic.
There's one prize and one winner. And if you are the that one, you will get:
The Essential Nyko Collection, which consists of more than 30(!!!) awesome peripherals for the Xbox 360, the PS3, and the Nintendo Wii AND1 Sony PlayStation 3 (160GB)1 Xbox 360 (250GB)1 Nintendo Wii Black
Just a tiny, little detail: you may enter once a day. and since this contest runs until November 9th, this gives you... um... A LOT of chances to win. So, stop running in circles, go to the entry page by [clicking here] [sorry, too late] and then find the unbelievably hidden "click here to enter" button. As you click on it, with the voice of 300 immortal gamers yell: "This. Is. Epiiiiiic!" (no need to kick anybody or anything down some random hole in the ground, but you may flex your muscles just a bit)
Part II: Epic Comment Battlecry"Hoorah!", "yippee-ki-yay ...", "This is Sparta" etc. Comment with your best battlecry to move the pagan gods of chance your way.
From the bridge of the afterlife to the seas of immortal destruction, the winds shall roar and the people of shall cry "FEEL THE PLUNGE OF OUR SWORDS".
Said in my best William Wallace impression.
"You may take our broken controllers. You may take away games from children, but you will never take our nerdom!"
*And all the gamers scream "For Nerdtopia!"
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS... MAKE DEATH RAIN DOWN ON UPON THE LEMON GIVERS!!!!
WE ARE GAMERS!!!!! WE ARE JOYSTICK JACKALS!!
THE PRIZE WILL BE MINE!!!
THUNDER CATS..THUNDER CATS...THUNDER CATS HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
"Don't **** with a Nord"
All I can say is WOW! I practically just did my own rendition of Meg Ryan from When Harry Met Sally-- from the deli. Unfortunately, I'm not female...
Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Lets get dangerous!
Eat lazer-death Captain Stupendous!!
Release the dogs of war
"Oh god please.... let me live! I'll do anything you want" :-D
"You're so lucky I'm not wearing my pink socks today!"
"Why does this **** happen to me everytime I go outside?!"