The lights are on
One guys says: "This is blasphemy! This is madness!"GI and Nyko respond: "Madness? (say it with me) This. Is. Epic!"
My dear gamers, readers and button bangers,This is the mother of all sweepstakes. If you're a gamer and you have a pulse, then you probably read and re-read the prizing on the banner at least three times; your mouth is probably open, perhaps some drool, and you've got seven voices in your head arguing about whether this can be real. Even that zombie, who doesn't have a pulse and who doesn't have enough fingers to hold a controller, is excitedly pacing in circles like a three-legged dog chasing its own tail. Oh yes. This, my friends, is the definition of epic.
There's one prize and one winner. And if you are the that one, you will get:
The Essential Nyko Collection, which consists of more than 30(!!!) awesome peripherals for the Xbox 360, the PS3, and the Nintendo Wii AND1 Sony PlayStation 3 (160GB)1 Xbox 360 (250GB)1 Nintendo Wii Black
Just a tiny, little detail: you may enter once a day. and since this contest runs until November 9th, this gives you... um... A LOT of chances to win. So, stop running in circles, go to the entry page by [clicking here] [sorry, too late] and then find the unbelievably hidden "click here to enter" button. As you click on it, with the voice of 300 immortal gamers yell: "This. Is. Epiiiiiic!" (no need to kick anybody or anything down some random hole in the ground, but you may flex your muscles just a bit)
Part II: Epic Comment Battlecry"Hoorah!", "yippee-ki-yay ...", "This is Sparta" etc. Comment with your best battlecry to move the pagan gods of chance your way.
@ Mray901: Si senior!
I'M RICH B***H!!!
I've got one question for you, do you feel lucky. Well do ya, punk.
All your base are belong to us!
Say hello to my little friend!
(In order of awesomeness)
I still can't enter the contest -.-
today, is the day that will live on when the gods are dust.
Your story will be whispered on the winds of time. So click the button, and seek your destiny.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
PORN FOR THE PORN GOD!!!!
whichever you prefer;)
just wondering if i can win if the link to enter is blank??
another broken link, so monkeys are running your IT department.
what the hell. you guys suck.
I may speak softly, but I'll whoop your ass on the sticks.
"You Lose! Good Day Sir!"
if epic and more epic had a baby. and super epic and mega epic had a baby, and those 2 babies grew into adults and had sex and had a baby, this is still bigger than that baby.
It's Morphin' Time!
Gotta Catch 'em All!
The Gods will die!
I will win an Xbox 360, Wii and Ps3;
CUZ ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME!!!
TAKE THEIR WOMEN,STORM THEIR HALLS,
PILLAGE THIS LAND, AND BURN IT ALL!
i don't like snakes
Spider-pig, Spider-pig, does whatever a spider-pig does!
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hold on,i have to change my pants and then i can enter :D
Weez the juice!