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Infamous Second Son Soundtrack GiveawayKen D. (OH), Brian K. (FL), Norman D. (MI), Daniel M. (MA),
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Game Informer's Assassin's Creed Revelations Pre-Order Sweepstakes
Grand Prize: Alexander S. (NJ)1st Runner Up: Joseph S. (CA)
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Great 2011 Holiday Video Game ShowdownJoseph F. (CA), Emma T. (CA), Laurie B. (IL), and waiting for two more confirmations. Check your emails!
Matt Damon Bundle SweepstakesGrand Prize: Roy F. (CA)1st Runner-up: Beverly M. (VT), Julie C. (PA), Forrest L. (MO), Mike W. (WI), Brian K. (FL), Tammy O. (WF), Sharold F. (MN), Margaret P. (IL), Stephen G. (CA), Eileen P. (IN), Joseph S. (IN), Kathy S. (ID) Suk Y. (NY). Cynthia H. (PA)
Red Faction: Armageddon Sweepstakes:Steven J. (IN)
Want to win a Nintendo DS?Winners coming soon!
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Despicable Me Giveaway:Steven Z. (NH), Jon M. (GA), Steven M. (MO), Jon S. (MA), Eileen P. (IN), Marybeth S. (NY), Elsie L. (HI), Brian K. (CA), Darryl T. (HI),
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Halo Reach Soundtrack Giveaway:Ivan T. (MD), Shaun L. (IL), Vaughn J. (GA), Mark R. (CA), Daniel T. (IL), Joe Y. (CA), Dan B. (WI), Nick P. (ND), Elizabeth B. (NY)
Get Him to the Greek Giveaway:Mike R. (MO), Mike M. (PA), Dolores K. (FL), Kimberly L. (FL), John B. (NH), Valerie P. (AK), Mike C. (MI), William H. (TN)
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Win a See-Through PS3:Jennifer P. (IN)
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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Sweepstakes:Grand Prize Winner: Elizabeth M. (NY)Runner Up: Raymond R. (FL)3rd Place: Justin C. (NY)
Ultimate Gamer Gear Sweepstakes:Thomas H. (TX) and Nathan C. (WA)
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M. (GA), Joshua N. (CO), Brett G. (IN), Jason S. (OH), Christine K.
(IL), Russ R. (CA), Ron S. (VA), Kyle E. (FL), Tom M. (NJ)
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Funny Public Basterds Sweepstakes:Clint B. (CA) - Linda S. (VA) - Marcelino G. (CA) - Eric H. (NY) - Tom J. (TX) - Tyler J. (GA) - Brandon H. (RI) - Thad K. (WY)
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Week 4: Brian K. (FL)
Everyday Give Away (GMG Prepaid Cards):Sahil T.
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When you're playing that ultimate game - like a lot of us right now with Spongebob squa..., I mean, Uncharted 2 - how hard is it to take a break? I don't mean quickly shoving a spoon of cereal in your mouth while your hero is running against a wall on-screen. Ever burn your mouth just to see that, yes, if you leave the platform you die? Pause buttons are for weaklings! But just put the controller down. This may sound a bit hypocritical for me to say, after all the Prepaid Gaming Cards and GameStop Gift Cards... (I'm just feeding your obsession, because I don't want to be the only one with Fruit Loops stains on his T-shirt) But behold, I present to you, Gamus Ultimus, the ultimate reason to ultimately take a break from gaming ultimatously: The Funny Public Basterds Sweepstakes: The Ultimate DVD 3-pack!
Eight lucky entrants will each win:- Funny People starring Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen- Public Enemies starring Johnny Depp and Christian Bale- Inglorious Basterds starring Brad Pitt
(yes, you get all three movies!)
For everybody else, be sure get your own copies soon:
Funny People comes to Blu-ray Hi-Def & DVD November 24! Public Enemies hits Blu-ray Hi-Def and DVD December 8!And also look for Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds, on Blu Ray Hi Def & DVD December 15!
Click HERE for the Sweeps Entry page! (Must be 17 to enter!) Sorry, too late. This Sweepstakes expired.
Challenge nummer zwei:A Nazi-Killer, a gangster, and a comedian walk into a bar... no, seriously, what's your favorite movie quote? (any movie)
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu...
[At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]...
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedest on to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
@dbull620: Nicely done. Love everything Monthy!
"did I catch a niner in there, were you calling from a walkie talkie?"
Brick Tamland: I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
I have many favorite quotes, but this line is close to my heart.
"Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the ***. Here is a man who stood up."
-Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver
"T...t...t...today Junior!!! Hahahaha" - Billy Madison (I often quote this when I try to rush someone)
"Fish - Pony - Hip... Hip Hop... Hiphopomamus. Man, you gave him all the easy ones" - Bid Daddy (Comes up whenever someone's talking 'bout fish :P)
But got no favorite quotes really.
It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need... roads."
*flips down glasses*
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.
As I saw Zombieland recently these are on the tip of my tongue:
"You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me."
"Someone's ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it... "
"Time to nut up or shut up!"
I was in stitches almost all the way through Zombieland, but when BM says "I wasnt very good at practical jokes anyway.." I lost it.
I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's work, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"
-Howard Beale, Network
Sorry for such a long post but it is too good not to post the whole thing.
@shadow: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?
@iceap12: Though a downer, how appropriate to our times. Great stuff.
@everybody else: Nobody puts Baby in the corner!
"Who the hell are you?"
"Private a**hole sir."
"What's your name?"
"Sergeant a**hole sir."
"A**holes, a**holes, I'm surrounded by a**holes!"
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
" I think your ass is tanner than my face!"
"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God *** it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy *** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."
"I say ***, ***..." - Mia (Pulp Fiction)
Not just the quote but the setting, when she takes a hit of coke...