ometime in the future, you will see this game in a cutout bin for a dollar. You will be tempted to buy it. Then you will remember this review, and walk on by. You will think, "Gee, Matt Helgeson from Game Informer, you just saved me a dollar. I’m going to go buy a Sprite! You’re the best!" It’s the least I could do, friend, to warn you off of this game that features level design that would have been sub-par 15 years ago, terrible graphics, and wretched control. Seriously, I hope this was a high school computer class project or something. Yes, it is cool that your character can transform into different characters, but each one is completely and utterly dull, as is everything else in this title.