od help me, but here’s a sentence I never dreamed I’d write: The best part of this game is the main character’s hair. Seriously, Fish Boy’s locks really do flow in the water. It’s pretty neat. Too bad everything else sucks so much. Basically, you swim around until you find a group of bad guys and engage in some extremely weak combat. Repeat ad naseum. Oh, and you also do some poor space-shooter action in a submarine (although I don’t know why an aquatic hero would need a submarine, but then again, I don’t really care). I’d say it was as horrible as the N64 Superman atrocity, but since Aquaman has always been a lame character, having a crappy game is at least conceptually sound, given the subject matter. Somehow, the universe would cease to make sense in some profound way if an Aquaman title were actually any good. In any case, you’re probably not even reading this, and I can’t say that I blame you.