hen one of the few exclusive new features this title can boast about that differentiates it from the already-released PS2 version is a Japanese language track, you know you’ve been had. It’s like buying a car and finding out that – just for you – the salesman’s gonna throw in a steering wheel. You’re thinking to yourself, "Wow! I’m really getting a deal here!" Right. Even if you only own an Xbox and haven’t already played DW 5, let me tell you that you actually have. It was called DW 4. Or was that DW 3? To be fair, there are a few new elements, such as strongholds and bodyguard combos, but when the gameplay is this stale and DW 5 isn’t even optimized for the system (there’s no online and the draw distance still blows), there’s no reason to take this lemon for a drive.